Not My Type ♥

   UMMMMM…. lol I absolutely hate Jamie Foxx’s Version of  “Fall for your type” Why couldnt he just let drake have this? OR WHY IN THE FUCK couldn’t Drake sell this track to someone who would actually know what the fuck to do with it? Jamie Foxx has no soul, and he absolutely bored the shit outta of me when I listened to it. Why he felt like releasing this was the appropriate thing to do is beyond me. WHO THE FUCK be OK’ing some of the shit that comes out.. I mean really somethings should be left strictly in the studio, and lock in a vault never to be heard by the public!

  I think Drake takes the award for this one

The World According to Nova ♥

Have you ever heard the saying, “The key to man’s heart is through his stomach.”??? Sure you have. That isn’t just some dumb quote like the stuff you read on peoples’ Facebook statuses in the morning. It is the TRUTH!

Studies show (my own independent studies, with no credibility whatsoever) women who don’t cook are 5 times more likely to die lonely and 3 times more likely to contract an STD. If your child doesn’t have a relationship with its father, it is most likely because you don’t cook. If you think your pussy will keep a man, you’re wrong. Pussy can be found anywhere, but food can’t. Except for in grocery stores, restaurants, convenience stores… hold on, that isn’t the point. The point is – women who don’t cook are useless.

Put down the mascara and pick up a cookbook. Turn off Bad Girls Club and turn on The Food Channel. Turn off the vibrator and turn on the stove.

Too many women talk about wanting a “good man” but don’t put forth the effort in getting one. A “good man” is looking past your physical beauty and looking at your inner beauty… and your cooking skills.

-Nova Giovanni